Questions, Answered Honestly
No canned replies or AI scripts—just real answers from the human behind the brand.
No Fluff, Just Straight Answers
What People Ask (And What We Say)
These are the real, no-BS answers to the questions we get most. If you don’t see yours, just reach out—we’re fast.
Do you really make and ship everything yourself?
Yes. Every card is written by Sarah (founder of Hey Weegs), printed in-house using the Epson XP-15000, and packed by hand. We don’t outsource fulfillment or design. We use compostable sleeves, biodegradable tape, and recyclable packaging to reflect the brand's values. This means we see and touch every order before it goes out. You’re not getting something pulled off a shelf in a warehouse—you’re getting something from a real person who actually cares what it says. That’s the whole point of what we do. Done is better than perfect, and human is better than fast.
Why don’t you use ULINE for shipping materials?
ULINE has public affiliations with causes we don't support. Our brand was built around values, and we believe that includes supply chain ethics. We refuse to use ULINE—even if it would be cheaper or easier—because doing business with integrity matters more. Instead, we use EcoEnclose and other independent vendors that align with our social and environmental values. Our sleeves are compostable, our mailers are recyclable, and our tape won’t leave a plastic trail behind. If that’s too much information for a FAQ, well... that’s kind of how we roll around here.
What’s the best way to pick the right card?
Use our contact form! You’ll get a personalized card recommendation from Sarah within 24 hours—seriously. No AI, no algorithm, just a human who wants to help you send the right words. You don’t even have to know exactly what you're looking for. Just share a little context (like "my friend just got dumped" or "my sister’s going back to work after having twins") and Sarah will point you to something that actually fits. It’s part of our mission to make card-sending easier, not harder. You don't have to do it alone. We gotchu.
Are the “Just Send the Damn Card” workshops happening?
Not right now, but they’re not gone forever. The “Just Send the Damn Card” workshops are currently on hold due to production and fulfillment demands, but we do plan to bring them back. When they return, you’ll be able to sign up for writing sessions where Sarah helps you unblock what you want to say and actually write the damn thing. We know they’ve helped many people, so we’re committed to restarting them in the future. Sign up for emails to be the first to know when they’re live again.
Can I carry Hey Weegs in my shop?
Yes! We work with independent retailers and reps through our wholesale portal, hosted via Faire. You can browse our line, access assets, and place orders directly through that platform. If you prefer to talk first, just reach out—we’re happy to walk you through how it works. We love being stocked in real stores by real people, and we take that relationship seriously. Whether you're looking for something fresh for your shelves or a full display refresh, we’re here for it. Let’s make your shop less basic, one brutally honest card at a time.
Still stuck? We’ll get back to you within 24 hours—human help, no bots.
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